The Lady M


Turning your hazard flashers on does not magically change the fact that you are parked illegally in the middle of the road!!

Whenever i see people arguing about "fat" "Skinny" and everywhere in between, I remember back in high school we had a health nurse that used this formula : Take your weight and divide by height in inches.... this number is your "SIZE" number.
Up to 1.5 = Eat a burger,
2-3, watch what you eat but enjoy life,
3 and up = it really is time to go on a diet.

Blame my attitude on PMS one more time, and I'll staple your nuts to the floor   <3 <3 <3
Me, behave? Seriously?
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!
STRESS MANAGEMENT:
This really does work & will make you smile.
Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.
Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.
You are in seclusion. You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.
The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. There.....see!! It really does work. You're smiling already
Feel free to spew your hatred and lies, and i'll feel free to bock you from my FB page....
I'm here to relax, giggle, and find out what's up with my friends and family. The people who fill my feed REPEATEDLY with the following types of posts will be filtered :

>> any post that has the phrase Do x or Y will happen.-- I do not wish to perpetuate fear chains, or the FB version of Chain mail, nor do i wish to advertise for companies by clicking LIKE on some strangers photo

>>  I know god and jesus love me, but i don't need to read it in my feed 40-50 times a day...

>> posts of abused or homeless animals <I am not an animal shelter, nor do i have enough land to adopt any more pets, hitting "Like" isn't going to save the poor beast, and seeing the pics only darkens my outlook of the day...

>> facebook HAS NOT changed it settings, and nothing I do will make your posts public, only YOU can protect your content...

>> and finally - before you re-post some virus warning or amber alert, Check with snopes and the amber alert website - 9 out of 10 are fake.
i was gonna give the kids a bad time for so much whining about getting up this AM, then i realized all the whining was coming from me....
March 1 2013 - Listen Punk - if you want me to treat you with respect there's something you seem to have missed --->
Your pants should cover the under wear - PULL them UP,
My name is not "Yo Man",
"ax" is a tool not a verb you mean "ask",
Tattoos above the collar <neck & face> tell employers NOT to hire you, and
BItch is not the way to address your girlfriend if you want to keep her!!
Thank you President Obama - Now that you have broken doctor patient confidentiality when doing Background checks for gun permits, More disturbed individuals will stop going to their Dr. and stop taking their meds so that you don't take their guns away... I feel so much safer... NOT!
Some countries <languages> call him Santa, some Saint Nick, Father Christmas, and so many others, but most of the fables and stories represent a happy father figure giving gifts to celebrate the season and reward a child's Good behavior.

Why can't some radicals understand that God / Allah / Buddah / etc. should be treated with the same understanding, that by any name it is an almighty who wishes us to behave well towards others and respect ourselves and the land that we breath upon.... Taught to us by loving parents and community elders who wish us to grow up safe happy and healthy.

MERRY CHRISTMAS - HAPPY HANNUKAH - HAPPY KWANZA - FELIZ NAVIDAD <--- If I missed yours, simply use your heart to translate one of the above into the comments section ...   Peace

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